Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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im gay

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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This is funny.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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