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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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