- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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