- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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