Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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