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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Your gay

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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