- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's brown and sticky? Anal

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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