Want to here a joke? Me to...

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

So a baby seal walks into a club...

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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