What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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womens rights

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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OIO

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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