My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Black people being friendly.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Anti Joke

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