what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

the midget went to the midget store

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jeff

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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