What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Women's rights...

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Obama.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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