why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

im not food

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's two plus two? Window

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Womens rights

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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