There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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96

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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dry handjob

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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