- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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