What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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