Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Justin Bieber

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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