USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Heskey time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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hi

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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