Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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