- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Guest what? Dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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