- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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