what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Refridgerator.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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