- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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