- Anti Joke

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle