Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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