- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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