Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Whats worse than a joke? This

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