Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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