- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

a. why? b. because

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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