YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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