squash squash who squash my ass

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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France had one revolution

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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