Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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