- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

I am very humble.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Abortion.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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