- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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