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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Bitch! Love, J.B.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.