- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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