- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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