Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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