- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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