- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

why is pie good. because it just is.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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