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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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