My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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