What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Do you like apples? Yes

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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