- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

[Set up] [No punch line]

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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