- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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