what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Its true, he didnt write that!!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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