Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Good to see you today!

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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