- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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