- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Obama walks into a hospital....

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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