A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Obama

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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