What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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