- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did? Yes

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Feminism

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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