- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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